
Pop-Tarts Put Orange Soda in a Toaster Pastry and Called It Squeezed to Death
Orange soda for breakfast sounds like a bad decision until somebody frosts it and puts it in the toaster. Then I'm all in. Pop-Tarts and Liquid Death...
Lay's just turned the whole holiday dinner table into chips, and honestly, the table had it coming.
The new Holi-Lay's lineup has five limited-time flavors, rolled out in waves so you have to keep going back. Late October brings Cheddar Scalloped-Style Potatoes, which takes the creamy, cheesy side dish everybody fights over and puts it on a chip, and Roasted Holiday Turkey, built on roasted turkey and rich gravy flavor with a hint of stuffing in there too.
A potato chip wearing chocolate and pistachio is either a stroke of genius or a cry for help, and I respect it either way.
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Then on November 8, Maple Bacon finally makes its U.S. debut. That one has been a fan favorite in other countries, sweet maple up front with smoky bacon behind it. And because Lay's clearly lost all restraint this year, December 1 brings dessert: Wavy chips covered in milk chocolate, and a Dubai-style dark chocolate version with pistachios on the outside.
A potato chip wearing chocolate and pistachio is either a stroke of genius or a cry for help, and I respect it either way.
There is also a Happy Holi-Lay's sweepstakes starting October 26 if you scan the code on the bag. Five flavors, three months, one very crowded chip aisle. Plan accordingly.